The Green Tower of Ivories

　　好像是昨天，東●洋片（大概吧）播了一部電影叫「歐洲派Eurotrip」，插曲、主題曲、主角損友的手機鈴聲，都是這首歌。
　　不用說，主角的名字當然必須是Scott。（笑）

　　僅以這首歌，獻給全天下的Scott。

　　願上帝賜你們平靜！

Lustra - Scotty Doesn't Know

　　以下歌詞（真是太齷齪了）Hey!!!!!! 嘿!!!!!!

Scotty doesn't know, 史考特被蒙在鼓裡
That Fionna and me, 他女友費歐娜和我
Do it in my van every Sunday. 每個星期天都在我的車裡做

She tells him shes in church, 她告訴他 她在教堂
But she doesn't go, 但她卻沒去
Still shes on her knees, and... 她跪在地上…

Scotty doens't know, oh. 史考特被蒙在鼓裡, 喔~~
Scotty doesn't know-oh. 史考特不知道, 喔~~
So don't tell Scotty! 所以不要告訴史考特!
Scotty doesn't know, 史考特被蒙在鼓裡
Scotty doesn't know. 史考特不知道

SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY! 所以不要告訴史考特!

Fionna says shes out shopping, 費歐娜說她出去購物
But shes under me and I'm not stopping. 但她在我下面而我不停止

Cuz Scotty doesn't know, 因為史考特被蒙在鼓裡

Scotty doesn't know, 史考特不知道
Scotty doesn't know, 史考特被蒙在鼓裡
Scotty doesn't know. 史考特不知道
So don't tell Scotty. 史考特被蒙在鼓裡
Scotty doesn't knoooooow.... 史考特不知道……

DON'T TELL SCOTTY! 不要告訴史考特

I can't believe he's so trusting, 我不敢相信他這麼好騙
While I'm right behind you thrusting. 當我就在你後面時…

Fionna's got him on the phone, 費歐娜接到他電話
and she's trying not to moan. 她試著忍住呻吟聲
It's a three way call, 這是個三角關係
and he knows nothing. 而他卻不知道

NOTHING!!! 什麼都不知道!!

Scotty doesn't know, 史考特被蒙在鼓裡
Scotty doesn't know, 史考特不知道
Scotty doesn't know, 史考特被蒙在鼓裡
Don't tell Scotty. 不要告訴史考特
Cuz Scotty doesn't know, 因為史考特被蒙在鼓裡
Scotty doesn't knoooooow.... 史考特被蒙在鼓裡…
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY! 不要告訴史考特!!

We'll put on a show, everyone will go. 我們會把這放在演出中, 而每個人都會去看
Scotty doesn't know, 史考特被蒙在鼓裡
Scotty doesn't know, 史考特不知道
Scotty doesn't knoooooow.... 史考特被蒙在鼓裡…

The, parking lot, why not? 在停車場(做) 為何不?
It's so cool when you're on top. 當你在(費歐娜)上面時你會覺得酷
His front lawn, in the snow. 在他的前院(做), 或在雪地裡(做)
Laughing so hard, cuz... 笑的很厲害, 因為…

Scotty doesn't know, 史考特被蒙在鼓裡
Scotty doesn't know. 史考特不知道

I did her on his birthday. 我在他生日時和她做

Scotty doesn't know, 史考特被蒙在鼓裡
Scotty doesn't know, 史考特不知道
Scotty doesn't know, 史考特被蒙在鼓裡
Scotty doesn't know, 史考特不知道
Don't tell Scotty. 不要告訴史考特
Scotty doesn't knoooooow.... 史考特被蒙在鼓裡

　　歌詞取自這裡。